meladoodle: no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
wishcave: *opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
tommilsom: I have fallen asleep literally every single night of my life so how come i am still this fucking bad at it
tommilsom: theroachsalad: saraunderthesea: ...
last night I had this dream that (I think) my brother was evil and acting awful and I managed to tie him up and was yelling at my mom telling her I needed holy water and saying I needed a syringe for the blood and she was so confused!! I was trying to explain that we needed to inject him with pure blood for eight hours! it was intense then some magic shit went down in the backyard someone was...
itsvondell: sometimes i get a weird craving for the alien ant farm cover of smooth criminal
jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE why the fuck
youcanlevitateme: Patriarchy = menstrual blood is gross, ew- keep it 13918321 miles away from me YUCK Cum? You swallow that shit. I’ll rub that shit all over your face and tits.
plantkitten: cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands
Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and...
mywitsbegintoturn: eyeslikecominghome: skin doesnt stain why aren’t we making clothes out of human skin Leather. The thing you are looking for is leather.
snow-angel-castiel: aangnog: probend: PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids
just 26 more days
I noticed I’ve gained a couple of new followers recently welcome welcome!
Taylor Swift is a fucking bitch
tommilsom: This is a song called gray it’s not...
thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY