People on planes are pricks today
July 2012
i think i speak for all of us when i say that sometimes you just gotta spend the afternoon being half naked and crawling around on all fours in your backyard and feeding ham to feral cats
I was watching Jawbreaker on Logo with my mom when a commercial for Misfits comes on (which says “Britain’s most provocative show hits America”)
immediately after it ends my mom just turns and looks at me
to which I respond
“oh I’ve already started watching it”
I have this thing where I have to have a witness in the room when I make big purchases
like plane/greyhound tickets or hotel reservations or like expensive clothing/misc items
